5 Cocktails That Won’t Make You Look Like A Pussy

on 30/07/11 at 11:20 am

Booze News

Getting bored of Jack and Coke? Yeah we feel you. Sometimes it’s not enough to just water down liquor with some soda. Sometimes you want to be a little more adventurous. Enter the cocktail. Mix 3, 4, 5 things in a glass and suddenly there’s all new flavors and textures to explore. Here’s the problem though. Cocktails, generally speaking of course, are made for girls. If the drink you’re ordering would potentially be donned with a pink umbrella if served to you at a resort hotel, you probably look like a pussy drinking it. Just sayin. Fear not however, because today we’re giving you some alternatives. 5 Cocktails you could order at the bar without leaving your testicles as a tip. Happy Drinking!

The Old Fashioned

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The drink of choice of Mad Men’s Mr. Don Draper. Of course it is. The Old Fashioned is classy as fuck. The sweet drinkability of a cocktail, but still maintaining that straight up Whiskey Burn. Rye Whiskey is preferred, but you could use Bourbon too. Throw in a couple of shots of Whiskey, one sugar cube, and two dashes of bitters. The sugar cuts the burn, and the bitters even out the flavor. Perfect for wannabe Whiskey lovers.

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