Why alcohol is better, and cheaper, than couples therapy

on 10/10/10 at 6:17 pm

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“Maintain your relationship with booze, not fake docs .

Therapy is expensive. I also hate it.

I feel weird speaking so frankly when we’re not both lying down and I detest rock gardens (one of my earliest memories of marriage counseling — not my own). Psychologists aren’t real doctors — cue the comments — and ever since my first grade teacher said I couldn’t be in her class unless I were medicated, I’ve been suspicious of psychiatrists, too.

Miss McKlaren’s opinion over mine? Get real.

Couples therapy is even worse, like paying someone to passive aggressively abuse you. I think it’s akin to self-flagellation.

So I prefer to drink.”

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