Why alcohol is better, and cheaper, than couples therapy
on 10/10/10 at 6:17 pm
Booze News
“Maintain your relationship with booze, not fake docs .
Therapy is expensive. I also hate it.
I feel weird speaking so frankly when we’re not both lying down and I detest rock gardens (one of my earliest memories of marriage counseling — not my own). Psychologists aren’t real doctors — cue the comments — and ever since my first grade teacher said I couldn’t be in her class unless I were medicated, I’ve been suspicious of psychiatrists, too.
Miss McKlaren’s opinion over mine? Get real.
Couples therapy is even worse, like paying someone to passive aggressively abuse you. I think it’s akin to self-flagellation.
So I prefer to drink.”
