Cocktails Inspired by Objectionable People

on 17/11/10 at 1:17 pm

Booze News

We recently received a list of “drool worthy cocktails” conceived in honor of sexy actors — but we decided the world really needs more cocktails named after awful people. Mix it up, after the jump.

The list, drawn up by a marketing company that represents liquor brands, included some head-scratchers, like the Russian Standard Moscow Mule for Brad Pitt (maybe inspired by this bizarre traffic-calming measure?). We at the Jezebel Mixology Headquarters think we can do better. Behold:

The Charlie Sheen

Jack and Coke, heavy on the Coke. Drink some, then pour it all over the room.
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