Guy posed as a glass of wine on Tinder. Guess what happened?

on 02/12/15 at 2:03 pm

Booze News

sexy-red-wine-lipstickFood writer Sean Fahmy wondered “How would girls respond if they were being hit on by, oh I don’t know…a glass of wine, perhaps?” so, of course, he signed up on Tinder as Wine 24:

“If I’m being honest, I just want to be inside you.”

“I can be fruity at times but I can also be sweet.”

“Girls usually drink my body in at different speeds depending on how shitty their day was. Some are hi-speed, some merlot.”

“ I’m not fat, just full-bodied.”

“I have a 6″ stem. It’s nothing special but it’s average. Be gentle with my grapes though.”

“I was locked up in an oak barrel for a long time. I don’t wanna talk about it.”

“If I ever get too chatty just tell me to cork it.”

Seems this triggered quite a bit of interest as he got about 300 responses in two days!

To see the great text exchanges, go to Sean’s website.