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Here’s A Fake Baby You Can Fill With Booze To Make Drinking In Public Adorable

on 21/02/15 at 11:01 am

Booze News

photo-originalMove over American Sniper, there’s a new fake baby in town. Who’s the new diaper-wearing kid on the block? Simon Philion‘s Cool Baby,  that’s who. According to the adorable little devil’s Kickstarter page, ‘The Cool Baby” is

An expressive, customizable, hands-free beverage insulator that looks like a baby. Drinking in public is now adorable.

It’s exactly what it sounds like. Philion has created a masterwork of bro ingenuity, a public means of drinking alcohol of any form, shape, and size — so long as it fits within the Cool Baby’s 36-ounce bladder. So whether you’re looking for an easy way to transport cheap booze into a ballgame, or need something to help you between bars on a bar crawl, the Cool Baby is your baby.

However, if your skin complexion doesn’t match Philion’s prototype, it’s not because the baby-maker has run out on you.