The Santorum Cocktail Gets Your Vote

on 13/03/12 at 11:40 am

Booze News

Like many conceptual masterpieces, the Santorum cocktail ($8) is a great icebreaker. My order caught the attention of the three young women sprawled on stools along the baseline of the “L”—three two one, brunette blonde ginger. The bartender left them speechless with his dry and precise recitation of Savage’s reader-contest Santorum coinage: “the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.” He listed the drink’s primary ingredients as Baileys Irish Cream and orange-flavored vodka—Stoli, I think. The brunette huskily wondered about garnishing it with a cherry.

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