Own land in Scotland! One square foot gets you a dram of whisky…for a lifetime! Uh, when you visit Laphroaig whisky distillery

on 20/09/10 at 11:23 pm

Spirits

Where's my plot?

For lease: one square foot of Scottish soil. Description: located on a grass-covered patch of peat bog near the Laphroaig whisky distillery on the Isle of Islay. Duration of lease: your lifetime. Rent: one dram of Laphroaig whisky, to be sipped only at the distillery.

All you have to do is buy a bottle of Laphroaig, register the purchase number found on the bottle at the distillery’s website (www.Laphroaig.com), and voila! You then become an official Friend of Laphroaig and will even receive a deed to your very own piece of Scotland.

Then when you visit the distillery, claim your rent, pop over to your plot, and plant the flag of your home country in the peat. Just think of how impressed your friends will be when you tell them you own land in Scotland. Slainte!

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