Tag Archives: Donald Trump

• What’ll you bid for rare Donald Trump Single Malt Whisky?

What’ll you bid for rare Donald Trump Single Malt Whisky?

Yes, Virginia, there is a single cask of Glendronach made especially for Trump’s golf course in Aberdeenshire, Scotland. Here are the deets: 26-Year-Old, only 500 bottles released, sherry cask, BOX SIGNED BY DONALD J. TRUMP! Hurry, hurry! This bottle is going to auction on January 13 at McTear’s in Glasgow, Scotland. “After his recent elevation […]

• UPDATE: Chicago Brewery renames Trump beer, “F*ck Your Hair”

UPDATE: Chicago Brewery renames Trump beer, “F*ck Your Hair”

UPDATE FROM PREVIOUS POST: 5 Rabbit Cerveceria dumped Trump over recent comments about Mexican immigrants even though it meant losing business. The brewery was making a house beer for Trump Tower’s Rebar but wouldn’t think of continuing to do business with the ignoramus under the circumstances. The owners of the brewery are Latin American and […]

• Donald Trump promises “something spectacular” at former Kluge winery

Donald Trump promises “something spectacular” at former Kluge winery

With his sleek, black helicopter emblazoned with the Trump name as a backdrop, Donald Trump made his formal debut Tuesday into Virginia’s wine industry.  As usual, he did it in style and on a large scale. At a press conference at The Trump Organization’s newly purchased winery in Albemarle County – formerly the Kluge Estate […]

• Oh no. Donald Trump Buys Kluge Winery

Oh no. Donald Trump Buys Kluge Winery

Once the largest and one of the most lauded wineries in Virginia, Kluge Winery went into foreclosure after owner Patricia Kluge couldn’t pay her mortgage. Local wine fans were disappointed that they were losing some of the best Virginia wine had to offer. But have no fear, likely GOP presidential candidate, real estate mogul, “You’re […]

• Trump in talks to buy Kluge vineyard & estate. Does that mean Trump wine?!

Trump in talks to buy Kluge vineyard & estate. Does that mean Trump wine?!

Embattled Virginia socialite and winemaker Patricia Kluge may have found a white knight to preserve her Charlottesville empire – real estate mogul Donald Trump. Trump’s business adviser said Wednesday that Trump was negotiating to buy not only Kluge’s grand estate, Albemarle House, which a bank foreclosed on in January, but all of Kluge’s former real […]