Tag Archives: Semen

• Apparently drinking semen is a big deal in New Zealand

Apparently drinking semen is a big deal in New Zealand

So, The Green Man Pub in Wellington, New Zealand is launching a stag semen “milked” stout and, if you’re concerned about the quality of the semen, pub co-owner Steve Drummond is reassuring, “It’s export-quality semen, we only deal with the best.” This isn’t the first time the pub has come up with some ‘exotic’ offerings. In 2011, […]

• Up Next. Semen Cocktails. For Real.

Up Next. Semen Cocktails. For Real.

Photo: “Macho Mojito” “It would have been simpler if Paul “Fotie” Photenhauer, semen-cooking enthusiast, were more of a creep. Then it would have been easy to dismiss his self-published cookbooks, 2011’s Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes and the new Semenology: The Semen Bartender’s Handbook — two volumes that literally made me throw up […]