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Tag Archives: Rite Aid

• No, You Can’t Booze It Up & Drive Your Lawn Mower to the Store

No, You Can’t Booze It Up & Drive Your Lawn Mower to the Store

Just in case you were wondering: Yes, you can get busted for drunk driving while taking your lawn mower for a spin. Ask Roy Walton, 47, of Bloomfield Township. WWJ reports that Walton, 47,  rode his lawn mower to the Rite Aid on Woodward near Square Lake Road in Bloomfield Township. The cops first noticed […]

• How to Make a Doll Into a Wine Glass in 23 Quick Steps

How to Make a Doll Into a Wine Glass in 23 Quick Steps

Not that you ever would, or should. But in light of these condiment bottles… 1. Get a doll with a plastic head. They sell good, cheap ones at CVS, Rite Aid, and places like that. 2. You’ll also need a pair of scissors, a plastic wine glass, and a hammer. (Optional but not actually recommended: […]